Belangrijke uitspraken

wel hier kunt interesante quotes posten, en misschien replyen met quotes?
of gewoon iets filosofisch zeg dat al dan niet te maken heeft met animatie want zoals een dierbare houthalenaar ooit zei
en ik citeer
"Eser zegt:
weetge ge kunt altijd eindeloos bezig zijn met
Eser zegt:
tekening en films eh
Eser zegt:
wat is af en wanneer... "

wat wouter zei

melon: echte liefde sterft niet zegt:
mrjah wa is in deze wereld nog zeker
Wally zegt:
het zekere is dat niks zeker is

heb ik dus zelf gezegd, ik vond het wel een mooie, (gebaseerd op love is a game)

where is the restart button for our love

erges uit de filosofie boek
alles vloeit, alles veranderd, niets is hetzelfde

alexander staat op de trap tussen verdieping 0 en 1
in een zelfgemaakt kartonnen robot pak en
zegt:

" ik ga echt niet naar onder, stel dat iemand mij herkent"

goeie dialogen aant zoeken voor in mijn en benny ons verhaal:

Een emo: "Hebt ge soms een scheermeske? mijn polsen jeuken."

belangrijkste emo uitspraak:

"remember kids it's down the road, not across the street"

Tijdelijke slogan van een of andere emo band

"We're not happy 'till you're not happy"

Tom Swennen schreef:Tijdelijke slogan van een of andere emo band

"We're not happy 'till you're not happy"

uhm jonge is da ni cd van reel big fish = SKA band
en dus lekker happy en ZEKER GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN EMO

btw uitpsraak van men eige gebaseerd op de eindeloze cursus filosofie
"tijd is imaginair, wat je nu ziet is al voorbij"

om in de emo sfeer door te gaan:

'we can be heroes, just for one day'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEVNoYFpLps

bangelijk lied van bowie

wally schreef:om in de emo sfeer door te gaan:

'we can be heroes, just for one day'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEVNoYFpLps

bangelijk lied van bowie

uhm, weeral verkeerde topic :p
liedjes moete in ne liekes topc plaatse haha sorry wouter

En mijn uiterst gemeende excuses vr de emo ska mix up dinges, i stand very corrected

Tom Swennen schreef:En mijn uiterst gemeende excuses vr de emo ska mix up dinges, i stand very corrected

ah ge weet het dan toch

net bedacht:

"Emo's cry for a reason... that reason is us"

Tom MDP schreef:net bedacht:

"Emo's cry for a reason... that reason is us"

awel :p soms echt wel

zoals een zekere j. t.lake ooit zei: "cry me a river"

en dan hier wat super uitspraken over Jack Bauer:

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.


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When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.


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If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".

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Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

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On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents

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Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair

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Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

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Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."

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If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

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Jack Bauer is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you

dan kunnen de chuck norris uitspraken ook niet missen

# Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

# There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

# Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

# The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

# Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

# Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

# Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)

# Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

# Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

# Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

# The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

# Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

# Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

# If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

# When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

# The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

# Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

# CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

# Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

# There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

# Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

# What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

# Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

# Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

# Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

# A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

# Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

# Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

# If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

# Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

# Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

# The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

# Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

# Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

# Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

# Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

# Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

# Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

# Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

# Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

# In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

# Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

# Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

# Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

# The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

# In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

# According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

# Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

# Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

# When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

# There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

# Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

# Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

# Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

als het paard geen haver lust dat het dan godverdomme mijn kloten kust


als je het kind benzine voert moet je niet roken als het boert

zo kunde blijve doorgaan:)

ik moest juist aan een tijdje terugdenken toen ik een leerkracht engels had die te begaan was met de klas. Ik had een 10/10 voor engelse literatuur over halloween (was nie moeilijk want het ging over mijn favouriet gedicht

en hij vond het er niets beter op om

"tien op tien haloween"

bij te schrijven en daarbij ook nog eens zo'n afgrijselijk stikkertje van een pompoen.

wa ne dwaze leerkracht =d

het ergste wat ie oit gedaan heeft is op een kerstfeestje
plastic jezus gezongen

oja en eens in een monnikskleed les gegeven.

Amelsander schreef:het ergste wat ie oit gedaan heeft is op een kerstfeestje
plastic jezus gezongen

oja en eens in een monnikskleed les gegeven.

schitterend,
het schraalste wat 1 van mijn leerkrachten ooit heeft gedaan was:
"Piet heyn" gezongen, hare kop tegen den tv gebotst en van het verhoogske gevallen... IN ÉÉN LES

en dan was dat mens kwaad dat we haar uitlachten

zo'n mense verdiene gewoon om uitgelache te worde
die mense zijn wat 40? en nog wille ze "binden met de leerlinge"

benny wou int middelbaar een engels verhouthalenariseren
dus= piece of cake werd =>
"pies of kak"

power is given
control is taken